Waaaacky cast members!

	Name: Hobbez DaGreat Age: Young Adult-ish, with tendency to act like a five year old on various occausions Current Employment: Co-owner of the coffee shop Chocolate Malta Favorite Food: Sweet stuff and anything with mayo on it. Likes: Reading comics, drawing, watching cartoons Dislikes: Unwanted distractions, stress, technology

Named after either a philosophical political thinker or an orange tiger from a comic strip, Hobbez is known for her overall positive (if somewhat strange) view of life. In need of some money to go to her dream college (or to just get away from the town that's slowly driving her insane), she went into partnership with Motama and opened Chocolate Malta. It is uncertain if she still plans to ATTEND college, since she seems terribly pre-occupied with the various events that happen as a result owning an establishment full of caffeine and snacks. However, she seems content enough, so it all evens out. She has a rather large heart when it comes to animals and sometimes tends to take in a few more than she really needs (not to mention taking in the ones that are really weird). She designed the "uniforms" for herself and Motama, but usually forgets about them and wears a shirt and jeans. (Go figure.)

	Name: Motama Kaiyu Age: Young Adult-ish Current Employment: Co-owner of the coffee shop Chocolate Malta Favorite Food: Shrimp, CHAI, and candy Likes: Reading comics, Joe's Hair (or lack thereof), and all things caffeine Dislikes: School work, hmtl-ing (very confusing for him), the Cheesey Plot Room

Another way-ward college student, Motama has Japanese in his blood, and an inability to remember any of the language beyond a few random phrases and words. (However, he is quite fluent in French, having payed more attention in high school classes than Hobbez ever did) His poor memory with the Japanese language makes family get-togethers very troublesome for him, so he tends to live at Chocolate Malta in one of the numerous rooms that the building has (for unexplained reasons). Slightly more responsible than Hobbez, Motama is the one who takes care of the money matters of Chocolate Malta and the other "boring crap" that Hobbez tends to ignore. When he manages to do this, nobody knows, but the electricity has yet to be turned off and they still have hot water, so it's assumed he does take care of it.

	Name: Answers to "Pokemon", but it's debatable if it is his real name. Often just called Pokey. Age: Will poke you if you ask about it Current Employment: Resident moocher and con artist Favorite Food: Mac and Cheese Likes: Annoying others, scamming people out of things, eating mac and cheese Dislikes: Small children, whiny people, cute stuff

Pokemon's origins are quite vage, and asking him about them usually only results in either a snide insult or a sharp jab in the arm. No one is even sure if "Pokemon" is his real name or merely a false one meant to appeal to little kids who like anime monsters, probably as an attempt to get free room and board. Pokemon's frequent past times include most illegal scams known to man and general jerk-ness. Nevertheless, Hobbez (of course) quickly took the fuzzy jerk in, regardless of his rather rude personality. Still, Pokemon has his good moments (though spread out and few), possibly because he actually does care or moreso because he likes the confused looks from others that result from it.

	Name: Chocolate Malta, called C.M. for short (and to avoid confusion) Age: Around 2 or so in human years, probably equivalent to a pre-teen deer. Current Employment: Mascot of Chocolate Malta Favorite Food: Slurpies Likes: 50's styled malt shop hats, playing with the cash register, prancing around Dislikes: Carnivores, deer season, guys named Jim-Bob

One of the many random animals picked up by Hobbez, C.M. represents all that is Chocolate Malta as best as possible for a deer. He takes his job as a mascot very seriously and even gives autographs every now and then to lucky fans.

	Name: Joe the Monk Age: 14 and three-quarters Current Employment: Student Favorite Food: Noodles Likes: Tranquility, meditating, studying monk-ish stuff Dislikes: Too much noise, Pokey, his parents' attitude toward his dream

A regular at Chocolate Malta, Joe is set on becoming a monk. His parents dismiss his dream as a mere phase, with some good reason considering that the nearest monestary is well over 800 miles away. Nevertheless, Joe prepares himself for the day when he will achieve his monk-ness, through various monkish....stuff. Unable to find an proper robe, he wears a ceremonial raincoat and since he is unable to have the proper monk-style hair, he wears a hat mask. Remarkably mature for his age, he finds a constant annoyance in being mistaken for a llama on numerous occausions by Kristoph.

	Name: C.K. Age: Cute Current Employment: Chocolate Malta cat Favorite Food: Peaches and orange juice Likes: Sleeping on the counter, hugs, Hobbez Dislikes: Sleeping outside, loud children, the telephone

An alley cat that mysteriously appeared one day and was adopted by Hobbez. He lives in the shop and seems to be very content there. His huge ears often attract small children, (who enjoy yanking on them) and teenage girls (who think they make him absolutely adorable).

	Name: Kristoph Age: Dunno, when asked about it, he swears. Current Employment: Sells Dublin shirts, but has more of a tendency to just yell profanity Favorite Food: Stuff with caffeine, although he really doesn't need any... Likes: Swearing, llamas, being introduced to new caffeinated beverages Dislikes: Failing at t-shirt selling, manual labor, emus

Another regular to Chocolate Malta, Kristoph "suffers" from that condition that causes one to yell swear words a lot that I don't know how to spell (It's the condition I can't spell, not the profanity). This condition makes it difficult for him in his "profession" of selling Dublin t-shirts, as his sales pitches usually consist of yelling at the top of his lungs and swearing a lot. He stakes out the shop in hopes of picking up customers, and also because he's somewhat of a freeloader. Too much caffeine gives him hallucinations and he thinks Joe is a llama. Yup.

	Name: Princess Ladybug Banana-Hammock. (Ladybug for short.) Age: Princesses don't revel their age! (But she is younger than Motama by a lil' bit) Current Employment: Uh... Favorite Food: Veggiematables Likes: Being the center of attention, faeries, computers Dislikes: Being told she's not a princess, doing menial tasks, computers without The Sims

The younger sibling to Motama, her real name is currently unknown to most everybody. Those that do know it (like Motama) realize it's a futile effort to call her by anything but Ladybug because she won't answer to it. Full of entirely too much energy (without the aid of caffiene), Ladybug is known for her ability to use cuteness to get her way.